The Algorithm of Kowani is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leander Sá'Marcos e Inmelda with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate population of 13.148 billion Kowanî are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Administrative District. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kowaní economy, worth a remarkable 4,045 trillion Digital Kaolis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 307,681 Digital Kaolis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air, the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, and parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kowani's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Kowani is ranked 2,326^th in the world and 1^st in Council of Constructed Languages for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 14,855.84 on the Gilded Widget Scale.